😂😂😂MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL😂😂😂

1. I visited my wicked teacher and he asked me to polish his shoes. I went to the living room and found his two daughters sitting and relaxing. I told them their dad wanted me to have s*x with them. They insisted he won't say that, so I shouted; "Sir, both of them?".... He said "yes." That is when I had my revenge🤷

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2. Your boyfriend dumped u 2 weeks before his wedding, Baby don't feel sad😢 at least u made it to semi finals.

Bravo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

3. A man was angry with his wife, so he sends a message to d father-in-law

"Your product is not matching my requirements"

The father-in-law replies

"Warranty expired

Manufacturer is not responsible after seal is broken"

Who wins?🤔

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4. When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone because he is finished already.😝

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5. Some people prefer their relationship to spoil than their street transformer🤦

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6. Drinking alot of water can help you mind your business because you could spend most of your time urinating instead of gossiping.🤷

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7. Always be honest. A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.

The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"

The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scales now show 2 kg.

"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"😲

🙆🙆🙆🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Some Girls Are Not Looking For a Relationship, They're Just Looking For Dataship, Airtimeship, Foodship, Walletship and moneyship.🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. Stop taking pictures in people's cars and at people's gates,

your village people will kill you for nothing thinking you have made it in life🤔😝

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10. Difficult to understand these business models.

Cigarette companies kil their best customers...

and Condom companies restrict their future customers!!😢

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11. Dancing with a fat girl is like moving fridge from one place to the other🤭

Don't argue with me😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

13. After a big accident, kennedy was crying "Oh God! I have lost my left hand?

ME : Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying?🤔

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14. Anytime I see slim girl with big head, I remember my standing fan at home*🤪🤪🤪🤡

😁😁😁😁😂😂 Who stone me!?🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃

15. I just deleted my Instagram Account.....That App is

for people who bath everyday🙄

Me I can't!😅😅😅😜😜😜🚶🚶🚶🚶

16. When you are not fasting, you can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry....But during fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like Gala in your eyes😪😪😪😪😢😢😢😢😢🤦

17. My fear of weed increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.🙆🙆🙆🙆😅😅😅😅😅😅

18. No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE and FINISHED". 

Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, but there is: When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE! When you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!

..And when your wife catches you with another woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! And if you marry a wife who likes shopping so much, you are FINISHED COMPLETELY🤣🤣 🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😎😂😂😂😂😂😂💕

Sense wee not kee me one day😋😋😋😂

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